There are several reasons why you don’t goad a bull – and this miniature bullfighter found out one of the more unusual ones during her mid-January encounter. After evading one charge, the dwarven matador’s confidence was taken down a notch when the bull charged again and tripped her to the ground. What could have been a tragedy took a strange turn when the bull climbed on top of his conquest, mounting her like the champ that he is. Lucky for the bull’s new lover, two women jumped in to pull the two apart, ending the matador’s very strange romantic engagement.