The characters of Bert and Ernie are among the best-known characters of Sesame Street, but Special effects artists Nacho Diaz from Plan 9 FX decided to take the time and mold a “realistic” interpretation of one-half of the muppet duo. The result: this monstrosity. Real Bert clearly suffers from serious medical problems, with a cone-shaped skull; bulging, bloodshot eyes; and countless chins. We see a great horror film in the works with this idea, and we’d hate to see what a realistic Ernie would look like. Eat your heart out, Leprechaun.