Tweets and Status Updates Book
Ugh, who wants to deal with the hassle of coming up with unique things to say on social media platforms? All that time wasted hovering over your keyboard with not a thing to say could have been better spent sipping cappuccinos or shopping for Ugg boots. All of these non-issues could be a thing of the past if only you had “Lines for All Occasions: Tweets and Status Updates,” a hardcover book that takes all the work out of Facebooking and Tweeting. Of course, these aren’t real issues that needed a solution, but you see this book and can’t think of one reason not to purchase it. At such an affordable price, who can resist investing in future clutter?